Dear Lord,
I humbly request that my neighbor's home birth take place between the days in which I am far, far away. You, in your omnipotence, know that we hear everything through the floorboards. You also know that her last delivery lasted over 24 hours. I beseech you- please please please usher this baby in with the fleet of midwives while I am basking in the warm Arizona sun.
Many thanks.
Text from the email we just received from said pregnant first-floor tenant:
"As you all know I am pregnant and I am due in a few weeks. Chances are I won't be early since **anonymous adorable 2 year old** was 2 weeks late, so my guess is it will happen sometime in the middle of March. As we did with **adorable 2 year old** we are having a homebirth with a team of midwifes. I am letting you all know so that you are aware of what's happening down here. For a day or 2 it might sound like something crazy is going on (which is pretty acurate actually!)
My mom will be here, my mother in law will be taking care of **adorable 2 year old** and 3 midwifes will be around so that means some cars to find a space for. We will keep our car parked in the street ready to go in case of an emergency. If we can't park the other cars in the street I would appreciate it inmensely if you can all cooperate leaving as much space in the driveway as possible, being attentive to moving the cars when we need to and so on. We will keep you posted!
Thanks, ***really pregnant lady"
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